here are some twilight jokes to fill your i-dont-know-what-i-should-do-till-i-can-watch-new-moon-in-cinema-time:
Dear Jacob. I win. Sincerely, Edward.
What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!
If Alice Cullen and the Hulk were on a cruise and the ship sank, and they got trapped on an island, who would win a fight between them?
Neither, Alice would have seen the ship sink in her visions and wouldn’t have got on!
The only bad thing about Edward Cullen is that there is only one!
How do you stop Jacob Black from attacking you?
You pick up a stick, throw it and yell ‘fetch’! (one of my fav’s haha)
MUCH, MUCH HILARIOUS PICS LIKT THE ONE ABOVE
much fun!
xoxo mara
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